worm queen

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

there was always that one kid in fifth grade who had like 50 of those little novelty erasers that they’d take out and arrange on their desk every single lesson but never use and if you even LOOKED at them you were immediately blacklisted as a potential threat from then on

me: hey i forgot my eraser do you have one i could use

the kid sitting next to me with an entire fucking zoo of rubber animals in their pencil case:

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» why I use ‘y’all’

insomniac-arrest:

  • it’s fun to say
  • gender neutral 
  • I like rubbing my gay little hands all over southern culture out of spite
  • fun to say

brokebackbf:

this old sears advert was in the mbmbam subreddit but it’s such a genuinely delightful bedroom I wanted to share it!

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hyperfixation:

what cis ppl in general will never understand is that casual, slight, vague transphobia still fuckin hurts. transphobic subtext hurts. CISNORMATIVITY hurts.

it’s the TINIEST things, like not having the option to choose your gender identity when signing up for something. when people joke about gender and it revolves around genitals. seeing everything, everywhere, pandering to cis gender roles. maybe there’s no ill intention behind this stuff. maybe they aren’t actually against trans people. but it still normalizes a generally cisgender society, and every time i come across it, it’s a reminder that we DO live in that society. and it hurts.

this is a post for trans people, about trans people, whether straight or not! don’t change it into anything else! cis people can reblog but don’t say shit!

leafs-n-bones:

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Okiku (1992)

steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

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tlatotem:

mrsweaty:

lovelylittlewordsmith:

Anyone else look up Spider-Ham’s origin story after the movie and just…

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Originally posted by tnytrtls

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Honest I had this comic growing up and I had to sit through like seven tv shows and movie reboots about Spider-Man’s origins knowing they couldn’t top this but they kept trying

ernmark:

It’s 2019, and I am officially done with stodgy anti-phone thinkpieces.

From now on, the only criticisms of smart phones that I accept will be:

1) Manufacture that is incredibly taxing on the environment and relies on exploited labor

2) Planned obsolescence

3) Super creepy apps and functions that invade a person’s privacy without their consent

4) Smartphones being used to enable employers, family, and friends to demand a person’s engagement and availability at every hour of the day or night

part-sanity:

chubby dave cat compilation

no cats or daves were harmed in the making